Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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