come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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