Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
There's always time for handjobs
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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