As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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