its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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