woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I forgot how hot balto sounded
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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