If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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