You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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