Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You're so nebulous sometimes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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