wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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