I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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