I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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