Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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