i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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