im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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