laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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