That's intense
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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