Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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