She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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