I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
