I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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