Pregnant stripper...not hot.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
People in love make me want to vomit
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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