So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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