I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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