So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i think i have two assholes
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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