If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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