its not stalking. its research.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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