I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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