They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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