so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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