Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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