i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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