is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My vagina is very pro this idea
I smell like Dick and happiness
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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