she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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