Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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