Plan B is the new Plan A
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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