I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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