I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
they're like a gay fantastic four
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I did not marry a roomba.
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