That's intense
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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