The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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