The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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