I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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