I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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