Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Never underestimate the power of titties
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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