When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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