I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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