I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if only i could text you this smell
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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