Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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