wat bout pragnant strippers??
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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