If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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