They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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