I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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