Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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