We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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