ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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