if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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